Damn it, that's not funny!
Welcome to my little humour patch. "Le Monde" is a loose collection of essays I've written over the past few years about silly and fun things that have very little to do with either costuming or historical re-creation (except when they do). Relax and enjoy, and try not to get too offended - it's all meant in fun.
Er..., except when it's not. But you can usually tell.
Television - Reviews, commentary, disgust.
20 Million Miles to a Place That Isn't Very Friendly - new!
The End Times, They Are A-Changin' - new!
Category 7: part 1
Category 7: part 2
The Poseidon TV Adventure
As Seen on Cable
Religion - as long as you don't stand too close, the lightining might not hit you that hard...
Divine Liver and Onions
Shopping - tales from the Dollar Store and other horrors.
Tales of the Dollar Store
The SCA - dork, dork, dork.
I'm Geek, You're Geek, We're All Geek Here - new!
I Loves Me Some Minions. Mmmm, Tasty - new!
Someone Left the Cake Out in the Rain
Hand Sewing - What it all means
Conspiracy - What do you mean? It's all a conspiracy!
Aliens Done Took My Sneakers
It's All a Lie, I Tell You!
More Sex, Lies, and Conspiracy Tapes
Not-so-Sweet Valentines - The scariest day of the year.
Bizarre Love Rituals of the Ultra-Thrifty
All You Need is Love (but all you'll get is chocolate)
Ask Not For Whom The Bear Blushes...
Candy Hearts and Bubble Gum Kiss-Offs
Worst Valentine EVER
Is It A Plot?
Romance of the Living Dead
Valentines and the Truly Pathetic Single Girl (a cautionary tale)
Olive and Egg Penguins - Essays of no fixed abode.
What is That Smell?! - new!
Panic Flow Chart - new!
To Whom It May Concern - new!
Antarctic Fun and Eggs
Forays Into the World of Backdoor Medicine
Warp on Drugs!
|They call me the Angel of Death because I'm... not particularly safe to be around.